Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The Law ignores trifles and the wise man does, too.

One could write a history of science in reverse by assembling the solemn pronouncements of highest authority about what could not be done and could never happen.

Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.

It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws.