I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.

I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.

I also think there are prices too high to pay to save the United States. Conscription is one of them. Conscription is slavery, and I don't think that any people or nation has a right to save itself at the price of slavery for anyone, no matter what name it is called. We have had the draft for twenty years now; I think this is shameful. If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say: Let the damned thing go down the drain!

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.

If a thing's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. (Lazarus Long)