Have you ever known me to be rude to a lady?" "I have seen you be intentionally rude to a woman. I have never seen you be rude to a lady.

Must be yearning deep in human heart to stop other people from doing as they please.

Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Nothing could go wrong because nothing had...I meant "nothing would." No - Then I quit trying to phrase it, realizing that if time travel ever became widespread, English grammar was going to have to add a whole new set of tenses to describe reflexive situations - conjugations that would make the French literary tenses and the Latin historical tenses look simple.

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.