Have you ever known me to be rude to a lady?" "I have seen you be intentionally rude to a woman. I have never seen you be rude to a lady.

Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry.

Sovereign," like "love," means anything you want it to mean; it's a word in dictionary between "sober" and "sozzled.

On the steps of the Federal Building we ran into Carmencita Ibanez, a classmate of ours and one of the nice things about being a member of a race with two sexes.

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

Circumstances can force your hand. So think ahead!

We learned not to waste ammo even on warriors except in self-protection