When railroading time comes you can railroad—but not before.

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. - Second Amendment to the Constitution An armed society is a polite society.

Love your country, but never trust its government.