When railroading time comes you can railroad—but not before.

Does history record any case in which the majority was right?

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

We came here for a small, informal meeting. We find you've turned it into a circus. Well, if you're going to have a circus, you've got to have elephants.