Hit it! You have to hit it harder than that. Electrons are timid little things but notional; you have to let them know who’s boss.

There is an old, old story about a theologian who was asked to reconcile the Doctrine of Divine Mercy with the doctrine of infant damnation. 'The Almighty,' he explained, 'finds it necessary to do things in His official and public capacity which in His private and personal capacity He deplores.

How can you argue with a woman who won't?

Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered. So do men.

If you do not believe that a man will commit murder for one can of tomatoes, then you have never been hungry.

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.

A slave cannot be freed, save he do it himself. Nor can you enslave a free man; the very most you can do is kill him!