'Savage' describes a cultural condition, not a degree of intelligence.

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

It is possible that the percentage of honest and competent whores is higher than that of plumbers and much higher than that of lawyers. And enormously higher than that of professors.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

Random chance was not a sufficient explanation of the Universe---in fact, random chance was not sufficient to explain random chance; the pot could not hold itself.