You don’t pay back, you pay forward.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I had been told that a 'funny' thing is a thing of goodness. It isn't... The goodness is in the laughing. I grok it is a bravery- and a sharing- against pain and sorrow and defeat.

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.

I believe in my neighbors. I know their faults and I know that their virtues far outweigh their faults.

Whoring is like military service...okay in the upper brackets, not so good lower down.

Stupidity is the only natural capital offense.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win.