How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

Never insult anyone by accident.

I am not going to talk about religious beliefs, but about matters so obvious that it has gone out of style to mention them.

On the steps of the Federal Building we ran into Carmencita Ibanez, a classmate of ours and one of the nice things about being a member of a race with two sexes.

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.