How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery.

Butterflies are self propelled flowers.

My folks tried to make a preacher of me and missed by a narrow margin… I would have made a good one if I hadn’t fallen into the fatal folly of reading anything I could lay hands on. With just a touch more self confidence and a liberal helping of ignorance I could have been a famous evangelist.

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

Have you ever known me to be rude to a lady?" "I have seen you be intentionally rude to a woman. I have never seen you be rude to a lady.

Men are not potatoes!