If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people. -- Lazarus Long.

If tempted by something that feels 'altruistic,' examine your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if you still want to do it, wallow in it!

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.

Specialisation is for insects!

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.