The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.

When one teaches, two learn.

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

If you do not believe that a man will commit murder for one can of tomatoes, then you have never been hungry.

Some logics get nervous breakdowns. Overloaded phone system behaves like frightened child. Mike did not have upsets, acquired sense of humor instead. Low one. If he were a man, you wouldn't dare stoop over. His idea of thigh-slapper would be to dump you out of bed — or put itch powder in pressure suit.