The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.

Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.

Of all the strange 'crimes' that human beings have legislated out of nothing, 'blasphemy' is the most amazing -- with 'obscenity' and 'indecent exposure' fighting it out for second and third place.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

Women talk when they want to. Or don't.

An animal so poor in spirit that he won't even fight on his own behalf is already an evolutionary dead end; the best he can do for his breed is to crawl off and die, and not pass on his defective genes.

Every law that was ever written opened up a new way to graft.