The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

Gratitude: An imaginary emotion that rewards an imaginary behavior, altruism. Both imaginaries are false faces for selfishness, which is a real and honest emotion.

The mind's ability to rationalize it's own shortcomings is unlimited; I am no exception.

Make money, lose money - who cares? The idea is to enjoy it.

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits; it continues until it destroys.