Every law that was ever written opened up a new way to graft.

Violence never settles anything should be debated by the ghosts of Hitler and Stalin, with the city fathers of Carthage as referees.

Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.