Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

I do know that the slickest way to lie is to tell the right amount of truth--then shut up.

Sin is cruelty and injustice, all else is peccadillo.

Straining at gnats and swallowing camels is a required course in law schools.

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.

It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one.

Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate — and quickly.