I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.

No intelligent man has any respect for an unjust law.

He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.

The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.

If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for ... but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against. In case of doubt, vote against. By this rule you will rarely go wrong.

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

I believe that almost all politicians are honest. For every bribed alderman there are hundreds of politicians, low paid or not paid at all, doing their level best without thanks or glory to make our system work. If this were not true, we would never have gotten past the thirteen colonies.