How can you argue with a woman who won't?

Only a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions.

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

The future is better than the past. Despite the crepe hangers, romanticists, and anti-intellectuals, the world steadily grows better because the human mind, applying itself to environment, makes it better. With hands ... with tools ... with horse sense and science and engineering.

Logic is a feeble reed, friend. "Logic" proved that airplanes can't fly and that H-bombs won't work and that stones don't fall out of the sky. Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow.

Drop dead-but first get permit

Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? lovely!