How can you argue with a woman who won't?

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.

A great artist can look at an old woman, portray her exactly as she is ... and force the viewer to see the pretty girl she used to be ... more than that, he can make anyone with the sensitivity of an armadillo see that this lovely young girl is still alive

History does not record anywhere or at any time a religion that has any rational basis.

Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.

Thinking doesn't pay. Just makes you discontented with what you see around you.