Straining at gnats and swallowing camels is a required course in law schools.

The moral difference between a soldier and a civilian is that the soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member. The civilian does not.

Learn to say No—and to be rude about it when necessary. Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you.

Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence.

There are perhaps 5% of the population that simply can't think. There are another 5% who can, and do. The remaining 90% can think, but don't

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

Happiness consists in getting enough sleep. Just that, nothing more.