Straining at gnats and swallowing camels is a required course in law schools.

When he kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe, and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you ... it's overwhelming.

There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in devising bigger and more efficient ways to kill off, enslave, harass, and in all ways make an unbearable nuisance of himself to himself.

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

Teaching causes people to go into situations from which they cannot escape, except by thinking. Do not handicap children by making their lives easy.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind.