When you're rich, you don't have friends; you just have endless acquaintances.

It is possible that the percentage of honest and competent whores is higher than that of plumbers and much higher than that of lawyers. And enormously higher than that of professors.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

We came here for a small, informal meeting. We find you've turned it into a circus. Well, if you're going to have a circus, you've got to have elephants.

Seems to be a deep instinct in human beings for making everything compulsory that isn't forbidden.