When you're rich, you don't have friends; you just have endless acquaintances.

As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery.

On the steps of the Federal Building we ran into Carmencita Ibanez, a classmate of ours and one of the nice things about being a member of a race with two sexes.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.

By cultivating the beautiful we scatter the seeds of heavenly flowers, as by doing good we cultivate those that belong to humanity.

God created men to test the souls of women.