Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

The price of freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness.

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws.

Every Congressman, every Senator knows precisely what causes inflation... but can't, [won't] support the drastic reforms to stop it [repeal of the Federal Reserve Act] because it could cost him his job.