Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force, my friends, is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.

Don't tell me violence doesn't solve anything. Look at Carthage.

Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves. Try to have getaway money - but don't be fanatic about it.

If a thing's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. (Lazarus Long)

I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

Make money, lose money - who cares? The idea is to enjoy it.