Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
Work is not an end in itself; there must always be time enough for love.
It's an indulgence to sit in a room and discuss your beliefs as if they were a juicy piece of gossip.
I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.
Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.