The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

Like every living thing its prime characteristic is a blind, unreasoned instinct to survive.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

God created men to test the souls of women.