A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. - Second Amendment to the Constitution An armed society is a polite society.

One might define adulthood as the age at which a person learns that he must die ...and accepts his sentence undismayed.

A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" - find out how he feels about astrology.

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.

Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry.

Many short-sighted fools think that going to the Moon was just a stunt. But the astronauts knew the meaning of what they were doing, as is shown by Neil Armstrong's first words in stepping down onto the soil of Luna: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.