In ascending order the qualities of Patriotism are: 1. To work, fight, or die for your own survival. 2. To work, fight, or die for your immediate family. 3. To work, fight, or die for a group, extended family, tribe, or clan. 4. To work, fight, or die for a group too large for all the individuals to know each other. 5. To work, fight, or die for a way of life.

If you do not believe that a man will commit murder for one can of tomatoes, then you have never been hungry.

A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Remember this: once the human race is established on more than one planet and especially, in more than one solar system, there is no way now imaginable to kill off the human race.