Citizenship is an attitude, a state of mind, an emotional conviction that the whole is greater than the part...and that the part should be humbly proud to sacrifice itself that the whole may live.

Have you ever known me to be rude to a lady?" "I have seen you be intentionally rude to a woman. I have never seen you be rude to a lady.

In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.

Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.