Logic is a feeble reed, friend. "Logic" proved that airplanes can't fly and that H-bombs won't work and that stones don't fall out of the sky. Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow.

My folks tried to make a preacher of me and missed by a narrow margin… I would have made a good one if I hadn’t fallen into the fatal folly of reading anything I could lay hands on. With just a touch more self confidence and a liberal helping of ignorance I could have been a famous evangelist.

If I had found out anything, it was that they could print it faster than I could study it.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.

The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.