Logic is a feeble reed, friend. "Logic" proved that airplanes can't fly and that H-bombs won't work and that stones don't fall out of the sky. Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow.

Certain types of loudmouthism should be a capital offense among decent people.

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first!

Like every living thing its prime characteristic is a blind, unreasoned instinct to survive.

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

There is no safety this side of the grave