Jill: 'I don't pay attention to politics.' Ben: 'You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.' Jill: 'I don't pay attention to that, either.'
Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.
My vocal cords lived their own life, wild and free.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.