To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.

When you vote, you are exercising political authority, you're using force. And force, my friends, is violence. The supreme authority from which all other authorities are derived.

I do know that the slickest way to lie is to tell the right amount of truth--then shut up.

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize at once.

Democracy is a poor system of government at best; the only thing that can honestly be said in its favor is that it is eight times as good as any other method the human race has ever tried.

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.