It's up to the artist to use language that can be understood, not hide it in some private code. Most of these jokers don't even want to use language you and I know or can learn . . . they would rather sneer at us and be smug, because we 'fail' to see what they are driving at. If indeed they are driving at anything--obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence.

Democracy can survive anything except Democrats

The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion - in the long run, these are the only people who count.

I never do anything I don't want to do. Nor does anyone, but in my case I am always aware of it.

In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is to never let them find out.

Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.

A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.