The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.

Men are not potatoes!

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.

A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" - find out how he feels about astrology.

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.