The greatest fallacy of democracy is that everyone's opinion is worth the same.

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Never cast pearls before swine.

Violence never settles anything should be debated by the ghosts of Hitler and Stalin, with the city fathers of Carthage as referees.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

You do not truly own anything that you can't carry in both arms at a dead run

The more you love, the more you can love - and the more intensely you love.