Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes. Of all the so-called natural human rights that have ever been invented, liberty is least likely to be cheap and is never free of cost.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.

The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits; it continues until it destroys.

Fulfillment in life is loving a good woman and killing a bad man.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.