Hate always sells well, but for repeat trade and the long pull happiness is sounder merchandise.

The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in.

Then I glanced at the ring on my finger. The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail, Forever and Ever. I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from? I felt a headache coming on, but a headache powder is one thing I do not take. I did once—and you all went away. So I crawled into bed and whistled out the light. You aren’t really there at all. There isn’t anybody but me—Jane—here alone in the dark. I miss you dreadfully!

Rarest of all is the man who can and does reason at all times, quickly, accurately, inclusively, despite hope or fear or bodily distress, without egocentric bias or thalmic disturbance, with correct memory, with clear distinction between fact, assumption, and non-fact.

Finish what you start. Keep submitting until it sells.

Always store beer in a dark place.

Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.