The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.

Responsibility cannot be shared.

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows.

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.

A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.

It's a man's business to be what he is, and to be it in style.

We came here for a small, informal meeting. We find you've turned it into a circus. Well, if you're going to have a circus, you've got to have elephants.