Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The Law ignores trifles and the wise man does, too.

I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.

A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Unarmed hand-to-hand fighting does not change through the ages; only the name changes, and it has only one rule: do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

People usually believe anything that they are told early and often.