Brainpower is the scarcest commodity and the only one of real value.

Anything free costs twice as much in the long run or turns out worthless.

Marriage is a psychological condition, not a civil contract and a license. Once a marriage is dead, it is dead, and it begins to stink faster than a dead fish.

Nothing of value is free. Even the breath of life is purchased at birth only through gasping effort and pain.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.