Brainpower is the scarcest commodity and the only one of real value.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

A managed democracy is a wonderful thing... for the managers... and its greatest strength is a 'free press' when 'free' is defined as 'responsible' and the managers define what is 'irresponsible'.

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the lord in vain- then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching.

English is capable of defining sentiments that the human nervous system is quite incapable of experiencing.