Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

A managed democracy is a wonderful thing... for the managers... and its greatest strength is a 'free press' when 'free' is defined as 'responsible' and the managers define what is 'irresponsible'.

I've never understood how God could expect His creatures to pick the one true religion by faith-it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

When it don’t rain, the roof don’t leak; when it rains, I can’t fix it nohow.

No intelligent man has any respect for an unjust law.