Most women are damn fools and children. But they've got more range than we've got. The brave ones are braver, the good ones are better - and the vile ones are viler, for that matter.

Nothing gives life more zest that running for your life.

The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.

In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.

Always cut the cards...and smile when you lose.

For me, politeness is a sine qua non of civilization.

There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.