Most women are damn fools and children. But they've got more range than we've got. The brave ones are braver, the good ones are better - and the vile ones are viler, for that matter.

Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything.

There are things which cannot be taught in ten easy lessons, nor popularized for the masses; they take years of skull sweat.

Money is the sincerest of all flattery. Women love to be flattered. So do men.

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.

A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" - find out how he feels about astrology.

In a family argument, if it turns out you are right, apologize at once.