Most women are damn fools and children. But they've got more range than we've got. The brave ones are braver, the good ones are better - and the vile ones are viler, for that matter.

Since when was an emotional argument won by logic?

Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

A little more money won't do you any good - because daughters can use up ten percent more than a man can make in any normal occupation, regardless of the amount.

Everybody lies about sex.