Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.

I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.

Decency is not news; it is buried in the obituaries - but it is a force stronger than crime.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much . . . because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.

His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching.