Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

A boy who gets a C- in 'Appreciation of Television' can't be all bad.

English is capable of defining sentiments that the human nervous system is quite incapable of experiencing.

All my enemies are self-appointed.

High Frontier places a bullet-proof vest on our bare chest. High Frontier is as non-aggressive as a bullet-proof vest. There is no way to kill anyone with High Frontier - all that High Frontier can do is to keep others from killing us.

Take sex away from people. Make it forbidden, evil. Limit it to ritualistic breeding. Force it to back up into suppressed sadism. Then hand the people a scapegoat to hate. Let them kill a scapegoat occasionally for cathartic release. The mechanism is ages old. Tyrants used it centuries before the word "psychology" was ever invented. It works, too.

No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.