I scrolled on down to the obituaries. I usually read the obituaries first as there is always the happy chance that one of them will make my day.

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Why do some people act as if making money offended their delicate minds? I am out for a legitimate profit, and not ashamed of it; the fact that people will pay money for my goods and services shows that my work is useful.

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.

Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.

As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery.