Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best, he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear his shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.
All my enemies are self-appointed.
Sin is cruelty and injustice, all else is peccadillo.
He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
You do not truly own anything that you can't carry in both arms at a dead run