No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.

The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.

We learned not to waste ammo even on warriors except in self-protection

Faith is intellectual laziness.

There is an old, old story about a theologian who was asked to reconcile the Doctrine of Divine Mercy with the doctrine of infant damnation. 'The Almighty,' he explained, 'finds it necessary to do things in His official and public capacity which in His private and personal capacity He deplores.

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.

A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.