There is an old, old story about a theologian who was asked to reconcile the Doctrine of Divine Mercy with the doctrine of infant damnation. 'The Almighty,' he explained, 'finds it necessary to do things in His official and public capacity which in His private and personal capacity He deplores.

Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.

A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.

Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.

The early worm deserves the bird.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.