Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.