God created men to test the souls of women.

The Universe was a silly place at best...but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings 'just happened' to be atoms that 'just happened' to get together in ways which 'just happened' to look like consistent laws and some configurations 'just happened' to possess self-awareness and that two 'just happened' to be the Man from Mars and a bald-headed old coot with Jubal inside.

Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.

Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Behind every mystery lies another mystery.

I was there to see beautiful naked women. So was everybody else. It's a common failing.