Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.
One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word.
Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.
Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke.
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.
Always store beer in a dark place.