A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.

Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.

Behind every mystery lies another mystery.

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.

The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.

Drop dead-but first get permit