If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

Seems to be a deep instinct in human beings for making everything compulsory that isn't forbidden.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion. It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another - but which one? Differences are crucial.