Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

Jill: 'I don't pay attention to politics.' Ben: 'You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.' Jill: 'I don't pay attention to that, either.'

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." A Libertarian Movement slogan - The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress, 1907.

Library Science is the key to all science, just as mathematics is its language - and civilization will rise or fall, depending on how well librarians do their jobs.

What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!

Small change can often be found under seat cushions.

Aside from a cold appreciation of my own genius I felt that I was a modest man.