But, if there ever was a time in history when "peace" meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

Churches thrive on martyrdom and persecution.

Jill: 'I don't pay attention to politics.' Ben: 'You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.' Jill: 'I don't pay attention to that, either.'

Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.

Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance --

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.