Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

Responsibility cannot be shared.

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery.

Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.

Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything.

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.