Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

I believe in my neighbors. I know their faults and I know that their virtues far outweigh their faults.

To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

Always store beer in a dark place.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

At one time kings were anointed by Deity, so the problem was to see to it that Deity chose the right candidate. In this age the myth is "the will of the people" ... but the problem changes only superficially.

Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.