War is not violence and killing, pure and simple; war is controlled violence, for a purpose. The purpose of war is to support your government's decisions by force. The purpose is never to kill the enemy just to be killing him but to make him do what you want him to do. Not killing... but controlled and purposeful violence.

Christ was crucified for preaching without a police permit

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

Like every living thing its prime characteristic is a blind, unreasoned instinct to survive.

All my enemies are self-appointed.

Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.